Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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