swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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