My nipple is on Facebook.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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