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I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(310): I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set http://tfl.nu/e5hl

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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?

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(203): Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook? http://tfl.nu/084o

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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up

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(972): He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up http://tfl.nu/uv7z

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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.

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(512): He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests. http://tfl.nu/eem8

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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through

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(512): and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through http://tfl.nu/6tx9

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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...

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(603): hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1... http://tfl.nu/ehgf

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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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(614): He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower http://tfl.nu/xrd7

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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.

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(732): I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach. http://tfl.nu/2w13

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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.

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(682): I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery. http://tfl.nu/qxsn

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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?

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OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.

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(626): I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me? (949): OH MY GOD. SO PROUD. http://tfl.nu/ybsq

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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood

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(931): his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood http://tfl.nu/n403

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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

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I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

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(312): I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today. (773): I'm not sure which feat is more impressive... http://tfl.nu/ga4t

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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.

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(414): Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears. http://tfl.nu/il0c

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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won

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(856): Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won http://tfl.nu/yv5v

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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.

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(908): I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door. http://tfl.nu/eaki

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