I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.