Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.