First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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