Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i dont even know how to be here
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize