Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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