singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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