Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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