We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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