i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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