He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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