in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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