i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize