quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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