Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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