oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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