was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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