i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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