In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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