i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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