Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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