? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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