i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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