white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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