that's an acceptable place to lick
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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