dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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