so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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