This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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