you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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