Pappa wants mamma naked
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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