now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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