i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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