went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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