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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Man, jail baloney is awful.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Kings cup with teenagers tonight

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  Done deal

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• (530): View more from California

  FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.

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