So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
