I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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