i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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