I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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