Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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