So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
