and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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