she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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