By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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