I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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