My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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