No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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