you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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