One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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