Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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