There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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