I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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