We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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